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updated 16.12.18 23:30
16.12.18 23:26   |    An italian tourist in London
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 Italian letter of complaint
An Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in London…The letter read as follows:

Dear Signor Diretorre
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed.

How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and tell: " I wanna shit ".
They tella me " Go to the toillett ".
I said " No, no. I wanna Shit in my bed ".
They said " You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch ".

What is sonnawabitch? !

I go down to ristorante for breakfast.
I order bacon and eggs and Two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast " I wanna piss ".
She tella "Go to the toillett ".
I say " No, no. I wanna piss on my plate ".
She then say to me " You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch "
Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch"

What is sonnawabitch?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock",
and she tellame "Sure everybody wanna fock".
I tell her "No, No. You don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table".
She then tell me " So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here!"

So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.

When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and piss be with you ". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella or you Cuntry,
You sonnawabitch

(C)
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20.11.18 10:28   |    ЦП, Санд?  en
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30.08.18 09:45   |    А мы не поняли.  en
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updated 14.08.18 12:15
16.06.18 20:57   |    Stephen Wright
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 I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me. I moved over and asked her why she was crying.

"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.

I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."

I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."

"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."


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Баки.
А кто такой Голдштейн, особенно Иммануил, я пояснять не буду.


Искренне ваш, заслуженный мастер спорта подполковник Чингачгук.
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29.09.16 04:34   |    Finita  en
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