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13-08-08 @ 15:04
Aurax  
Humor/Юмор
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Jokes:
Patient went to doctor and complaining about his headache.
Doctor: Are you drinking alcohol, have you ever drunk it?
Patient: Never in my life.
Doctor: Perhaps you're smoking too often?
Patient: For God's sake, no.
Doctor: And what about women?
Patient: I don't even dare to think about women.
Doctor: Then you must be the saint. There's no wonder that you've got headache, I guess the nimbus is too tight for you.
-I love my four-legged friend so much.
-How's its name?
-Couch.
Rooster rolls and ostrich's egg into henhouse and
says:
Dear ladies, don't think that I want to criticise you work, but have a look at how others are working.
Chemic lesson.
Teacher:
Peter, what kind of substances doesn't dissolve in water?
Peter, didn't think protractedly and answered:
Fish.
Examination in agronomy's academy.
Preoofesor asks the student:
Imagine, you've got your own farm, but in the autumn there's no harvest/crop again. What kind of objective reason you could find out to explain it?
Student: Bad weather.
Proffesor: Perhaps you can figure out something more interesting?
Student: We forgot to sow and plant them in the spring.
Quote of the Day
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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| а я понял половину текста и картинка также порадовала :D |
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